Girl 1- Hey I hooked up with Carl Wheezer last night.Ī very beautiful and powerful religious figure. The king of croissants, llamas and gets all the bitches. 'Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!' Death 'Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!' The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life. Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?įriend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
